Topless Waitresses, Cheeky Barmaids & No Judgement

Gold Coast and Brisbane FAQ – Wife Said No Club

Got questions? We’ve got answers. Learn everything you need to know about bookings, services, and parties with Wife Said No Club.

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Because we’re not just an agency, we’re the bad influence your mum warned you about. Where permission slips get shredded, good decisions are optional, and chaos is guaranteed.

You can book “entertainers” anywhere… but we don’t do average. We do memorable. We do outrageous. We do nights that start with “just a couple of drinks” and end with “I can’t believe we survived that.”

Here’s what makes us Australia’s number one party starting, trouble making, story creating agency:
•Topless Waitresses → perfect pours, cheeky banter, and the kind of smiles that turn quiet nights into chaos
•Lingerie Waitresses → same vibe, more fabric, as many “oh wow” moments
•Poker & Blackjack Dealers → topless or lingerie — blackjack’s never been this distracting
•Strippers & Shows → from cheeky R-rated teases to XXX “did that actually just happen?” spectacles
•Private Lap Dances → one-on-one heat that’ll make you forget your own name
•Group Shows → double, triple, or “call the boys, you’re not going to believe this”

Here’s the thing: anyone can throw you a party.
We throw nights that get talked about for years.

Bucks parties, boys weekends, poker nights, boat cruises, beach house benders. You guessed it, we’re the secret ingredient to nights that go down in your group chat’s hall of fame.

If your crew deserves a send off worthy of legends, you’ve found the right team.

Of course. This is not a lucky dip. It is your party and your lineup.

Here is how it works. You tell us the date, time, location and the vibe you are chasing, and we send you a private gallery of available girls handpicked for your night.

And here is the fun part. A lot of our hottest girls do not even advertise publicly. They prefer discretion. That means when you book with us, you get access to a bigger, hotter and more secret roster than anywhere else.

Think of it as Tinder, but better:

  • Everyone is a 10

  • Nobody leaves you on read

  • They actually turn up and are ready to party with you

Whether you want topless waitresses, lingerie servers, poker dealers, R rated strip shows or a full XXX fantasy lineup, you will have plenty to choose from.

Pro tip: the earlier you book, the better the lineup. The A team does not sit around waiting.

But do not stress if you are last minute. We recruit new girls almost daily, so even if your bucks night is tomorrow, we can still pull together a killer lineup.

Short answer. If there are cold beers and the boys are ready, we are there.

We own Queensland’s party scene.

Brisbane

The CBD, Fortitude Valley, Kangaroo Point, rooftop bars in South Bank and everything in between. From hotel suites and rooftop sessions to garage poker nights, we bring the chaos.

Gold Coast

Surfers Paradise penthouses, Broadbeach apartments, Burleigh beach houses, Currumbin escapes and boat cruises out of Coolangatta. If the esky is full, we will find you.

Sunshine Coast

Noosa, Hastings Street, Mooloolaba, Maroochydore, Caloundra. Perfect for crews wanting a weekend escape that turns into a recovery session none of you will forget.

Regional Hotspots

Whitsundays, Airlie Beach, Cairns, Townsville, Byron Bay. If you can get the boys there, we can bring the girls.

Bottom line: If it is on the map, we will make it happen. From penthouses to backyard sheds, from yachts to Airbnbs, we go where the party is.

As early as you like. The earlier the better.

The dream girls book out fast, especially during bucks season from August to April. If you want first pick, you need to move early.

  • Three months or more → you get the dream lineup with all the upgrades

  • Four to six weeks → still solid, but more competition

  • Last minute → we can save you, but you might miss the A team

Booking early means hotter girls, wilder shows and less stress.

Absolutely. But you need to move fast.

If you have already got the boys together and realise you have no entertainment, call or text us immediately.

Here is how it works:

  1. You call or text us

  2. We check who is available right now

  3. We send you a last minute private gallery of stunners ready to go

  4. You lock them in before anyone else does

Do not hesitate. Short notice spots book out in minutes, not days.

No. But come on, you are going to want them.

You can pre book to lock it in or play it cool and decide on the night once the boys have had a few.

Here is a guide:

  • Hands off lap dances → around $100

  • Hands on, if she is comfortable → around $150

  • Double lap dance → twice the chaos, zero regrets

The buck always gets a proper send off. The rest of you just need cash and courage.

It is easy. Easier than finding an Uber in Surfers Paradise at 2am.

  1. You enquire with date, time, location and how wild you want to go

  2. We send you a private gallery of weapons to choose from

  3. You secure your favourites with a deposit and quick ID check

  4. You stock the fridge, we bring the chaos

Pro tip: book early to get the hottest lineup.

Sorry lads, no.

This is about fun, not police reports.

  • During shows, lap dances or waitressing → absolutely no filming

  • If someone sneaks a pic, the girls can leave immediately and there are no refunds

Respect the rules, keep the vibe alive, and the party keeps rolling.

Of course. Our girls do not just pour drinks. They stir up the fun.
Popular games:

  • Beer Pong → loser drinks, winner brags

  • Bucks Dares → where chaos is born

  • Kings Cup → pure madness every time

  • Topless Poker → impossible to keep a straight face

The girls decide what they are comfortable with. As long as everyone is having fun, the party goes on.

Yes, but not for free.

If the party is firing, let us or the girls know an hour before the booking ends. If they are available, you can extend.

  • Extra time is charged per hour

  • Cash makes it easier

  • Availability depends on their next booking

Pro tip: if you already know you will want more, book extra time in advance. Saves stress later.

No. We come to you.

House, Airbnb, hotel suite, private function room, boat, penthouse — your choice. We bring the girls, the energy and the chaos.

Just make sure adult entertainment is allowed at your venue. Some Airbnbs and hotels are strict.

Yes. We will guide you so you do not get caught out.

  • Airbnbs → some allow it, some do not, always check

  • Hotels → some are fine, some will shut it down fast

  • Private venues → usually the best, total freedom

  • Boats → perfect for Gold Coast and Brisbane bucks

We have seen every setup under the sun. Ask us before you book, we will point you in the right direction so nothing ruins the night.

Book It Before She Finds Out

The best nights don’t wait around — and neither should you. Spots fill fast, especially for bucks weekends and holiday parties.